Rob's Ramblings. . . .: More "Clinton Bashing"

Have you ever noticed that according to the mainstream media (translation: "not Fox News or any conservative radio host") that when you denigrate a Republican, you're "speaking the hard truth," but when you criticize a Democrat you're "bashing?" It must just be one of those mysteries of the universe, like why we can't find weapons of mass destruction in the desert or how the Democrats can balance the budget without cutting spending or raising taxes.

Anyway, I guess I'm going to engage in a little Hillary bashing, since I got a really funny email from my good friend Dr. Todd Hamilton in Anderson, SC, and I decided to pass it on to you. It's a joke about Hillary (and partly about Bill, too). You'll find it funny unless you are planning to vote for Her Royal Thighness, the Bastion of American Socialism.

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time. One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.

"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions: First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess. When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have five questions: First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?"

As Larry the Cable Guy would put it, I don't care who you are, that's FUNNY right there! Also, I thought the following sign speaks for what many of us believe about the prospect of Hillary being president. It's an actual road sign found near Newberry, SC. Newberry happens to be somewhat between the towns of Prosperity and Clinton, and I guess a prophet must have put up this sign.